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19Sep/090

Style Update: Chickens

I was having breakfast out with a buddy yesterday. Shortly after we ordered our meals, two old ladies were seated at the table behind me and began discussing plastic surgery.

"How much is it for a facelift? If they do it real good, I can look like a chicken!"

Seems to me the term "hot chick" has just been redefined...

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17Sep/090

Smell The Force!

Seems that Lucasfilm has revealed a 'stellar' new product: Star Wars Cologne!

Ladies, you have been warned.

Star Wars Cologne: Smell The Force!

Star Wars Cologne: Smell The Force!

(You know it compliments your Boba Fett costume perfectly.)

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